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[Ackbar : Restaurant]

Just realized I'm getting dangerously close to the end of the Ackbar saga. Starting to wonder how it'll all end, or if you even had any plans for the grand finale. Can't just kill people off, in this alternate universe people don't die very easily, it seems.

Loved this one, return to form and all that. Great choice of music too, been a while since I watched that movie.

[Ackbar : Big Splash]

Who the hell asks permission to play in their own damn pool? I get that Ackbar's random n shit, but that just makes no sense. Serious plot hole issue that I hope is a one-off.

Felt like you didn't know how to end it and just threw DK on Uncle Phil's face for some cheap laughs or something. Not great.

[Ackbar : Commercialing]

And that's how you sell a quality product. Aint noone gonna diss my cheese sandwiches no longer. I guess I just don't agree with the majority of Ackbar viewers in what makes a good episode.

Also 17 is a number for losers.

[Ackbar : Killing]

People seem really into this one. I don't get it. Random is fun, but only when it's like... funny? This isn't that. I'm as happy as anyone to see more Controlroomguy, and it's always nice seeing Ackbar smashed under a giant watermelon, but I'm not feeling it for this one.

[Ackbar : Controllroomguy]

Oh shit, Controlroomguy is back from the afterlife. And can Ackbar just explode and un-explode on command? Cus that's a kickass ability to have.

Not sure what brought Ackbar back after such a long hiatus, but there's no reason to complain about it. It might be simple, it might be dumb and stupidly short, but it's miles ahead of the literal spam that floods the portal daily. We need another Ackbar in 2018.

[Ackbar : Whale Book]

This was really, really immature.

Which in most cases would be an insult, but for Ackbar, that's like high praise, cus that's what Ackbar is supposed to be. Short, immature, simple, with a couple of weird twists for comedic relief.

It was pretty tame though, not your best.

[Ackbar : Fuck You]

Gotta pull some points for continuity here. We've literally just established that Ackbar can't fuck anyone due to a severe lack of lower body.

Just not a great installment in general. Not very funny, not very random, not what makes Ackbar Ackbar.

[Ackbar : Exposed]

You sure you haven't done this joke before? The half-body thing? Maybe I'm remembering things wrong.

The Carlton Dance is nice in that you don't even need to animate it, and everyone still knows exactly what's going on. Well, you did animate some wiggling, I guess that counts.

[Ackbar : Trap Light 2]

Good on you for not pulling the trigger on this one. And about damn time the trap button came back, it might've been years since I last watched some Ackbar, but I'm hoping this isn't the last of it.

Also, damn, that Luigi voice is hauntingly... something.

[Ackbar : Bagel Time]

Bagels with frosting n shit on them? Sounds absolutely awful, good thing the cops crack down on the underground frosted bagel trade as hard as they do. Can't let something like that gain a foothold in our civilized society, would mean the end of it all.