Total Medals Earned: 2,504 (From 297 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,675 Points
Medals Earned: 6/22 (40/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Doze off in the first pub.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Skip the intro.
Watch the intro.
Get a positive score (i.e a score greater than 0).
Get a negative score (i.e a score less than 0).
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Destroy 100 cars
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Complete 30 rooms
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 10/10 (145/145 points)
you found an eraser
you found a hairpin
you found a pencil
you found piece of paper
you found toilet paper
you found a green box
you found wires
you found a kitchen key
you found a box of matches
you found the KEY
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/20 (35/495 points)
Cast your first spell
Get smacked by the kitty
Travel 5000 meters
Reach the stars
Get any spell to level 5
Break through 50 obstacles
Travel backwards at least 500 feet in one run
Bounce chicken 1000 times on the ground
Get 30000 experience from creatures
Get 600 experience from creatures in one run
Break through 5 obstacles in one run.
Get to wizard level 10
Travel 50,000 meters
Get any spell to level 10
Bounce chicken on ground at least 20 times in one run
Get to wizard level 20
Level all spells at least once
Travel 500,000 meters
Get any spell to level 15
Cast a power level 50 spell
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard