So, a quick update for those of you even caring.

I started writing the script for the upcoming series by me and nor-planke. It's going to be a serious series, which mens it wont be an FF Flash. I won't share much of it now, some quick screenies or something might pop up later on. Right now you'll just have to be patient.

All right, see ya around. Back to scriptwriting I go!

And when they are, I'm going to start working on one of my real old projects, Captain Norway.

Can check some of the earlier stuff over here and here. Mind you, this was years back, so we've improved.

Below this cold, bastardish face is a normal person. Almost normal. I might be in the FF and on NG, but I'm a person, just like most of you. This is a serious post. If you want to be an ass and comment something really fucking funny, go ahead, I won't delete it.

I have now realized that I'm a hopeless sob. It especially saddens me that one of my first posts on this new account will be this lame and emoish.

To the case:
I've been in a relationship for almost seven months. Great gal, I really did have feelings for her. The last month, the feelings started slowly deteriorating. The last week, I've been trying to grow a spine so I could man up and end it. My girlfriend is a sensitive girl, and I know for a fact that she really gets devastated when something bad happens. I also know that she really, really loved me.

That is why I hate myself. I had to end it. If I hadn't, it would be a relationship based on a lie. I can't stand lying to people I care about.
See, I love her. I don't want her to be my girlfriend, but she's such a great girl. I regret ever going into a relationship with her, because I know now that we'll never be friends again. This isn't a fairytale or a movie for teenagers, this is real life.

Why do I write this here? Honestly, why? There is no reason why anyone should care, absolutely none, but I needed to get this off my chest. It's been four hours since I ended it. I called her. Said we needed to talk. Tomorrow, after school. She knew what I was doing, and it just... spiralled. Why is it so horrible to hear them cry? The loved ones? The dearest? It's horrible! For once, I was speechless. Between the lump in my throat and the salty tears, I had nothing, NOTHING, I could say. All I could say was her name. "Linda...". I couldn't say I was sorry. I couldn't say it'd be all right. THere was nothing I can do, except listen. Listen to her as she tore down the pictures.

I'll stop writing now. I can't handle it, I'm going to bed, and hopefully, I'll be able to speak in the morning.

Don't ask me why I wrote this. Don't ask me why I posted it here. There is no reason, other than me needing to get something off my chest. I did it here, because no-one I know from real life go to PR, so this won't hurt her in any way.

Error - You are banned from writing reviews. The ban will be lifted on 06/20/09.

PISSES ME OFF

Prrrrivate!

Wow... It's Lock Day again. Six years strong, that's an awesome feat. Congratulations!

CHeck out mah Lock Day contribution:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
496964

I feel bad for these awesome movies I've been making. Some people seem to not like them. I'll be making some shorts. I'm not sure what kind of shorts they'll be, but they'll be a few seconds long, and they'll be good. I promise.

Riiight after Lock Day 09.

Cheers.

Ya, is true, is right over there to the left on your screen. That is, unless you're reading this upside down or something, in which case, you should probably turn your screen so that the new profile picture is on your left side. I'll wait for ya while you do that.

There, I assume you're done.
I've had my profile picture since... well, forever.
And now it's gone forever. I forgot to save that shit... ah well, it was a tiny picture anyways. Now I'm gettin all nostalgic. Those were good times. Good times indeed. Now, my life is FILLED with worries! Mostly school-related shit. Ya.

And members of Faggot Federation, me included, submitted some shorts today. Vote 0.

DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR OR SHOULD I CHANGE?

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 30 days.
This is a result of the review you left for [FF] Vagina<Penis Collab on 5/20/09 at 2:40:41 AM:

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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: Beautiful!
Review: The FF is the tenth wonder of the world!
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The moderator SevenSeize gave the following reason for the ban:

"Giving high reviews to spam flashes in order to steal awards"

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

GAAAAH

So, it's been a while since I wrote the detailed and deep reviews, so I'm getting back to that. I'm using a simple template:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Sucker
Review: All your games and flash sucks!
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I found it in my inbox. I used it on a flash movie that... I guess I didn't like. The review was deleted. Yay.

And yes, I see the irony in reviewing stuff and complaining about things I myself do in my stupid flashes. See, I'm the exception.

So, if you like any of my reviews or disagree, please, PM me. I'd like to know.